" rubber plant "

 [ "akron rubber plant" ]

1: A sexual act in which one pours melted rubber into their partners anal cavity then once it hardens they pull it out and “plant” it up their own ass while receiving oral.

  * e.g.,  ... My ass is real sore, Dave made me do an Akron Rubber Plant last night. 

 [ "The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant" ]

1: The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

  * e.g.,  ... I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive. 

 [ "Rubber Plant IQ" ]

1: Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.